The Wolfville Daily Coyote.
You-all remembers back," said the Old Cattleman, "that yeretofore Isu'gests how at some appropriate epock, I relates about the comin'
of Colonel William Greene Sterett an' that advent of Wolfville's great daily paper, the Coyote."It was evening and sharply in the wake of dinner.We were gathered unto ourselves in my friend's apartments.In excellent mood to hear of Colonel Sterett and his celebrated journal, I eagerly assured him that his promise in said behalf was fresh and fragrant in my memory, and that I trusted he would find present opportunity for its redemption.Thus encouraged, the old gentleman shoved the box of cigars towards me, poured a generous glass, and disposed himself to begin.
"Red Dog in a sperit of vain competition," observed my friend, "starts a paper about the same time Colonel Sterett founds the Coyote; an', son, for a while, them imprints has a lurid life! The Red Dog paper don't last long though; it lacks them elements of longevity which the Coyote possesses, an' it ain't runnin' many weeks before it sort o' rots down all at once, an' the editor jumps the game.
"It's ever been a subject of dissensions between Colonel Sterett an'
myse'f as to where impartial jestice should lay the blame of that Red Dog paper's failure.Colonel Sterett charges it onto the editor;but it's my beliefs, an' I'm j'ined tharin by Boggs an' Texas Thompson, that no editor could flourish an' no paper survive in surroundin's so plumb venomous an' p'isen as Red Dog.Moreover, Iholds that Colonel Sterett, onintentional no doubt, takes a ja'ndiced view of that brother publisher.But I rides ahead of my tale.
"Thar comes a day when Old Man Enright heads into the Red Light, where we-all is discussin' of eepisodes, an' he packs a letter in his hand.
"'Yere's a matter,' he says, 'of public concern, an' I asks for a full expression of the camp for answer.Yere's a sharp by the name of Colonel William Greene Sterett, who writes me as how he's sufferin' to let go all holts in the States an' start a paper in Wolfville.It shall be, he says, a progressif an' enlightened journal, devoted to the moral, mental an' material upheaval of this yere commoonity, an' he aims to learn our views.Do I hear any remarks on this litteratoor's prop'sition?' "Tell him to come a-runnin', Enright," says Jack Moore; "an' draw it strong.If thar's one want which is slowly but shorely crowdin' Wolfville to the wall, it's a dearth of literatoor; yere's our chance, an' we plays it quick an high.""I ain't so gala confident of all this," says Dan Boggs."I'm sort o' allowin' this hamlet's too feeble yet for a paper.Startin' a paper in a small camp this a-way is like givin' a six-shooter to a boy; most likely he shoots himse'f, or mebby busts the neighbor, tharwith.""Oh, I don't know,' says Doc Peets, who, I wants to say, is as sudden a white man, mental, as I ever sees; "my notion is to bring him along.The mere idee of a paper'll do a heap for the town.""I'm entertainin' sentiments sim'lar,' says Enright; "an' I guess I'll write this Colonel Sterett that we'll go him once if we lose.
I'm assisted to this concloosion by hearin', the last time I'm in Tucson, that Red Dog, which is our rival, is out to start a paper, in which event it behooves Wolfville to split even with 'em at the least.""That's whatever!" says Moore."If we allows Red Dog to put it onto us that a-way we might jest as well dissolve Wolfville as a camp, an' reepair to the woods in a body.""Enright sends Colonel Sterett word, an' in four weeks he comes packin in his layout an' opens up his game.Colonel Sterett, personal, is a broad, thick, fine-seemin' gent, with a smooth, high for'ead, grey eyes, an' a long, honest face like a hoss.The Colonel has a far-off look in his eyes, like he's dreamin' of things sublime, which Doc Peets says is the common look of lit'rary gents that a-way.Texas Thompson, however, allows he witnesses the same distant expression in the eyes of a foogitive from jestice.
"Colonel Sterett makes a good impression.He evolves his journal an'
names it the Coyote, a name applauded by us all.I'll read you a few of them earliest items; which I'm able to give these yere notices exact, as I preserves a file of the Coyote complete.I shorely wouldn't be without it; none whatever!
"Miss Faro Nell, Wolfville's beautiful and accomplished society belle, condescended to grace the post of lookout last night for the game presided over by our eminent townsman, Mr.Cherokee Hall.
"Ain't it sweet?" says Faro Nell, when she reads it."I thinks it's jest lovely.The drinks is on me, barkeep." Then we goes on:
"Mr.Samuel Johnson Enright, a namesake of the great lexicographer, and the Lycurgus of Wolfville, paid a visit to Tucson last week.
"Any person possessing leisure and a stack of chips can adventure the latter under conditions absolutely equitable with that distinguished courtier of fortune, Mr.Cherokee Hall.
"If Mr.John Moore, our efficient Marshal, will refrain from pinning his targets for pistol practice to the exterior of our building, we will bow our gratitude when next we meet.The bullets go right through.
"We were distressed last week to note that Mr.James Hamilton, the gentlemanly and urbane proprietor of Wolfville's temple of terpsichoir (see ad, in another column) had changed whiskeys on us, and was dispensing what seemed to our throat a tincture of the common carpet tack of commerce.It is our hope that Mr.H., on seeing this, will at once restore the statu quo at his justly popular resort.
"A reckless Mexican was parading the street the other night carrying in his hand a monkey wrench.It was dark, and Mr.Daniel Boggs, a leading citizen of Wolfville, who met him, mistaking the wrench for a pistol which the Mexican was carrying for some vile purpose, very properly shot him.Mexicans are far too careless this way.
