"Or else, what is much better, I deliver him up to King Charles, who, having no longer either a general or an army to fear, nor a diplomatist to trick him, will restore himself, and when once restored, will pay down to me the hundred thousand crowns in question.That is the idea I have formed; what do you say to it, Planchet?""Magnificent, monsieur!" cried Planchet, trembling with emotion."How did you conceive that idea?""It came to me one morning on the banks of the Loire, whilst our beloved king, Louis XIV., was pretending to weep upon the hand of Mademoiselle de Mancini.""Monsieur, I declare the idea is sublime.But ---- ""Ah! is there a but?"
"Permit me! But this is a little like the skin of that fine bear -- you know -- that they were about to sell, but which it was necessary to take from the back of the living bear.
Now, to take M.Monk, there will be a bit of scuffle, Ishould think."
"No doubt; but as I shall raise an army to ---- ""Yes, yes -- I understand, parbleu! -- a coup-de-main.Yes, then, monsieur, you will triumph, for no one equals you in such sorts of encounters.""I certainly am lucky in them," said D'Artagnan, with a proud simplicity."You know that if for this affair I had my dear Athos, my brave Porthos, and my cunning Aramis, the business would be settled; but they are all lost, as it appears, and nobody knows where to find them.I will do it, then, alone.Now, do you find the business good, and the investment advantageous?""Too much so -- too much so."
"How can that be?"
"Because fine things never reach the expected point.""This is infallible, Planchet, and the proof is that Iundertake it.It will be for you a tolerably pretty gain, and for me a very interesting stroke.It will be said, `Such was the old age of M.d'Artagnan,' and I shall hold a place in tales and even in history itself, Planchet.I am greedy of honor.""Monsieur," cried Planchet, "when I think that it is here, in my home, in the midst of my sugar, my prunes, and my cinnamon, that this gigantic project is ripened, my shop seems a palace to me.""Beware, beware, Planchet! If the least report of this escapes, there is the Bastile for both of us.Beware, my friend, for this is a plot we are hatching.M.Monk is the ally of M.Mazarin -- beware!""Monsieur, when a man has had the honor to belong to you, he knows nothing of fear; and when he has the advantage of being bound up in interests with you, he holds his tongue.""Very well, that is more your affair than mine, seeing that in a week I shall be in England.""Depart, monsieur, depart -- the sooner the better.""Is the money, then, ready?"
"It will be to-morrow, to-morrow you shall receive it from my own hands.Will you have gold or silver?""Gold; that is most convenient.But how are we going to arrange this? Let us see.""Oh, good Lord! in the ******st way possible.You shall give me a receipt, that is all.""No, no," said D'Artagnan, warmly; "we must preserve order in all things.""That is likewise my opinion; but with you, M.d'Artagnan ---- ""And if I should die yonder -- if I should be killed by a musket-ball -- if I should burst from drinking beer?""Monsieur, I beg you to believe that in that case I should be so much afflicted at your death, that I should not think about the money.""Thank you, Planchet; but no matter.We shall, like two lawyers' clerks, draw up together an agreement, a sort of act, which may be called a deed of company.""Willingly, monsieur."
